Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorcing-‘so say others’
By CG | October 15, 2008
Is Guy Ritchie frinally coming to his senses? For his sake I hope so.
I don’t know how many times I have come across gossip about Madonna and divorce, but today was the first time in a couple of months I have come across anything recent regarding her marriage to Guy Ritchie, which as far as I’m concerned began falling apart shortly after they said their wedding vows about 8 years ago.
The news today, and trust me gossip mags are working over time on this story now, is that a divorce between the skankiest, filthiest piece of shit in pop music and her husband is imminent, that an announcement that they are divorcing (if they haven’t secretly divorced already) is forthcoming, perhaps within the next day or two.
If the story is true, Hot Goss says that it’s about f**king time Ritchie came to his senses, and God knows he has had long enough to recognize the error of his ways and that he should have divorced the disgusting “Queen of Pop Whoredom” a long f**king time ago. Good on Ritchie for growing bigger balls than the size of his potty-mouthed, skanky bitch of a wife’s mouth, the same mouth that she allowed so many men before and after him to hang their meat in.
Madonna is the shit stain stuck to the porcelain of a toilet bowl, the “cum spot” left at the roof of her mouth every time a man blows a load in her mouth, and divorcing Madonna is the best thing Ritchie could have ever done for himself.
It’s too bad though that her children will be stuck with her until they reach at least the age of sixteen. Those poor children we will have to put up with the vile female specimen, and be embarrassed by her antics until they are old enough to strike out on their own and I wouldn’t wish that on any child.
The most ridiculous thing I have read about the couple is what others are saying about the divorce, that it’s too bad they are divorcing because they were a great couple and brilliant parents. That is a crock of shit. A great couple doesn’t constantly have to defend their relationship in the press, as both Guy and Madonna have had to do time and time again, and brilliant parents do not carry on like Madonna does in public or on stage. A great parent raises their children to be respectful of others; something Madonna is incapable of doing.
A brilliant parent raises their children with good morals and values, something Madonna doesn’t and never had. If people are going to call Madonna a good parent, then those same people might as well say that Courtney Love is a wonderful parent. Madonna a good parent, those people are joking right. I hope they don’t model their parenting skills after Madonna, who as far as I am concerned cares more about money, the material things it can buy for her and her own well-being than she does about her children. When it comes to parenting skills Madonna relies on others to apply them for her. She’s a piss poor example of what I would consider is a good parent.
I feel sorry for the children now that Guy Ritchie won’t be around to look out for them. Whatever will happen to them now?
One last thing, before you believe any story that their divorce is amicable, that there is no bitterness, think about this; Madonna is a bitch, the kind of bitch that doesn’t believe in fidelity and if anybody thinks that it wasn’t Madonna’s penchant for spreading her cellulite filled legs while on tour for more men than the number of months she has been married to Ritchie, she likely wouldn’t be heading to divorce court. The woman is a slut, and if she had failed in her music career, she would have definitely been able to make a living as a hooker. In her younger days she would have made a fortune as an escort or prostitute, make no mistake about it.
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Hot Goss Blurb
By CG | October 9, 2008
Halle Berry-I don’t know what standards celebrities have to meet in order for them to be nominated to as the sexiest person (male or female) alive, but at Esquire magazine those standards can’t be set very high if they think 42-year-old Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive today. Granted, she does look tasty for an almost middle-aged woman, but really now-is she any sexier than say Angelina Jolie or a dozen other women in Hollywood? I don’t think so, but she certainly isn’t ugly, and I definitely wouldn’t kick her out my bed for eating crackers.
The Oscar winner (Monster’s Bash) certainly has the body and the looks to be on a “Sexiest Person Alive” list, but so do a lot of other women in Hollywood, some of whom didn’t even make into the top 10 of that list.
I am going to assume that the only reason Berry tops the Esquire list is because she did something for somebody who had a lot of influence in compiling the list. Can you say “hummer”?
Perez Hilton-For a celebrity blogger who was a nobody a few short years ago he has certainly come a long way. He has his own radio show, is a prime target for frivolous lawsuits from insulted celebrities, and now I hear he is going to take up boxing and his first opponent will be that moron who is partially responsible for the person Lindsay Lohan grew up to be. Yep, he’s puttin’ on the gloves to smack the shit out of LiLo’s f**ked up pappy. How cool is that?
Lindsay Lohan-Speaking of the wannabe dyke, does anybody really believe that she has changed her drug-addicted and alcohol fuelled ways, that she has given her vices up because according to her she has come to the realization that her partying ways were causing her to self-destruct? Get f**king real Hot Gossers, the woman doesn’t even know if she is a lesbian or not, and she expects us to believe that she is more “aware” of what it takes to make her a better and more responsible person. I don’t think so. LiLo hasn’t changed one iota; she has just smartened up enough to know not to get caught out by the papparazzi in a drunken and stoned stupor. You can bet that LiLo is sucking them back behind closed doors while she’s listening to music, smoking dope, and playing video games with her BFF DJ Samantha Ronson. The last thing LiLo needs in her life is to be caught out in public in a state other then normal. She’s still drinking and doing drugs, she’s just doing a better job of hiding it these days. How long she is able to keep up her charade is another story.
Whale on the Beach-Rosie O’Donnell is back on the boob-tube; at least she will be in the very near future. NBC is giving her own variety show believe it or not. How stupid are the execs at NBC, were they not paying attention to the problems she caused at ABC on The View? While ABC will never admit it, the network lost a lot of advertising revenue after O’Donnell used The View to insult Americans, and used her spot on the panel to support crackpot theorists who truly believe the Bush administration was behind the 9/11 attacks, and that the government deliberately went out of their way to blow up a third tower, killing innocent people in the process. While ABC execs and Barbra Walters will deny it until their last breathe, O’Donnell cost them millions of dollars and brought shame and ridicule upon the television network with antics. You think that NBC would know better, especially since they are no longer the television network powerhouse they once were.
A variety show hosted by O’Donnell…Are they stupid or what? Hot Goss is making a prediction that the show won’t last more than a season, if that.
Heather Locklear-She is in the beginning of what I think is going to become a very public meltdown, and if somebody doesn’t come to her rescue soon, she is going to end up far worse off than Britney Spears was before her family finally came to her rescue. Any woman who would put on the show she put on in the middle of traffic just over a week ago is not only a serious threat to the safety of others, but she’s a serious threat to herself. It wasn’t all that long ago that somebody dialled up 911 with concerns that Locklear might be in the midst of taking her own life. By the way, what Jack Wagner sees in her is totally beyond me, but if he doesn’t come to his senses soon, the whack job who supposedly loves him could do to him what Phil Hartman’s wife did to him before taking her own life. If ever there was a woman capable of murder-suicide, Locklear would be that woman.
Brigitte Bardot-Now here’s a woman, who as she has gotten older has become a woman of diminished capacity, and the older she gets the more irrational she becomes. The former pin-up girl, who has become known as a racist over the years, has for whatever reason lashed out at U.S. vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin and called her a disgrace to women. Excuse me while I pick myself up off the floor after falling from laughing so hard. Who in f**k does she think is, and has the thought ever occurred to her that she isn’t exactly what I would call any less of a disgrace to women? She’s a racist for crying out loud, and she has the nerve to call a hockey mom with a down-syndrome child, and pregnant teenage daughter running for the second most important job in the U.S.? I wonder what she thinks of French president Sarkozy’s wife, or is she too afraid to speak up about that out of fear she might be exiled out of France. Nothing like a woman of diminished capacity living half a world away from her target of criticism. France will be a better place without Bardot, and there are a lot of French women who are likely thinking that she’s a disgrace to her country, never mind women, and that she couldn’t die soon enough.
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Hot Goss Blurbs: Dumb and Dumber
By CG | October 5, 2008
Thandie Newton isn’t much of an actress herself, yet for some reason she has a delusion about Madonna being a great actress. Yep, that’s right folks; a woman whose acting skills are limited really believes that Madonna is a great actress. Can you f**king believe that? How dumb does she come across as?
I don’t what movies Newton has seen Madonna in, but I have seen her in at least 4 films, not including Truth or Dare, and while she did win a Golden Globe for her role in the musical Evita her acting sucked big time. If it was for her singing ability Madonna wouldn’t have won a Golden Globe by the way.
Newton, who herself is absolutely lacking in acting ability and doesn’t have music to fall back on or to compensate for her lack of acting skills has also said that Madonna’s critics underestimate her acting skills. Hmm, it sounds more like Newton overestimates the material girl’s talent if you ask me.
One thing is certain about Newton, and that is unlike Madonna, she will not be remembered as a talented thespian. From this moment on however she will always be remembered by me as being dumb.
Speaking of dumb people, though this one is a lot dumber than Newton, Lindsay Lohan is certainly coming across as being one of the dumbest celebrities going, and yet she would be the first to tell you that she is smarter than most celebrities when she is in a drunken stupor.
As recently as two weeks ago Lindsay Lohan was shooting off her mouth about the US vice-presidential race, and there was suggestions that it was some sort of publicity stunt after it was learned that the 22-year-old wasn’t even registered to vote. There have been rumours that she has never voted in her life, and if that rumour is true then CG is not surprised. Think about it, does the pseudo-dyke look like she would let a small matter like an election interfere with her self-absorbed and hard party ways? Anybody who would even assume that LiLo exercises her right to vote, which had she been registered in the last US presidential election she would have done, would have to be crazy to assume that an irresponsible little hose bag like LiLo was in the last election would put down her drink and the small bag of cocaine she used to carry on her person for the sake of a check mark or X on a ballot with names she wouldn’t even have heard of in the last election.
Back in the day, and especially during the last presidential election, LiLo was perpetually drunk and stoned and she likely wouldn’t have known that there was even an election going on to begin with.
The only reason LiLo knows there’s an election this time around is because her experimental partner in sexual discovery, DJ Sam Ronson, has managed to keep LiLo on a short leash when it comes to Lohan’s hard partying ways. Trust me, if it wasn’t for Ronson LiLo would still be on the grog, and she might even be in jail by now. She can claim all she wants that she is responsible for her sudden change in attitude and behaviour, but at the end of the day the only thing LiLo can lay claim to is the fact that she introduced herself to somebody who has a better, more responsible head on her shoulders.
As for the space between LiLo’s ears; while there might be a lot of room there to store the things Lohan thinks she is knowledgeable about, politics isn’t one of them. One thing is for sure though, that space between LiLo’s ears will remain vacant for a long time, whether she ever learns anything about politics or not.
And last but certainly not least when it comes to the airhead, she is now letting the world know that she wants to adopt children. Yep that’s right people, a 22-year-old woman who can barely look after herself at the moment, in an effort to keep up with the Joneses in Hollywood so to speak, has decided that she has what it takes to be a mother. I wonder where she picked up those skills from.
On that note I have to ask, “Who in the f**k would be stupid enough to sign off on an adoption that would make Lindsay Lohan a mother, really?” Good luck to LiLo on that one. Watch some pregnant teenager crawl out of the woodwork now and say that she wants Lohan to adopt her unborn child. I smell another publicity stunt with this “adoption thingy.“
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T.J. Hooker Must Be Proud
By CG | October 3, 2008
If ever anybody needed any proof that too much partying can sizzle your brain into almost nothing by the time your 50, look no further than Heather Locklear. Years of partying, despite her oft claim that she had given it up after she married and had her first child, has finally caught up with the primetime soap star, and over the weekend she was arrested for behaviour unbecoming of a rational and sane woman.
On Saturday afternoon in Montecito, California Locklear who has been losing her mind since her marriage to rocker Richie Sambora fell apart, was booked for suspicion of driving under the influence after several people observed her freaking out behind the wheel of her car and phoned it in to police.
According to many eyewitness accounts, Locklear appeared to be in a rage, screaming at the top of lungs while she reversed her car back and forth over a pair of sunglasses, on a state highway no less. If that isn’t a sign of a woman who has totally gone of the deep-end I don’t know what is, and her many supporters who will candy-coat this particular incident (and believe me they will) are out of their freaking minds if they think Locklear’s outburst this past weekend is anything but an outburst from a totally deranged and dysfunctional woman under the influence of prescription drugs and alcohol who likes to think of herself as better than everybody else, and believes that people should worship the ground she walks on. I wouldn’t be surprised if her outburst was sparked by somebody not willing or wanting to kiss her ass by the way.
I have to ask, who or what set her off? Did boyfriend Jack Wagner blow her off during a phone conservation? Maybe she didn’t like the tone in which he was talking to her.
Maybe it was another motorist who pissed her off, road rage, or maybe her sunglasses fell off her face and out the window while she was driving and it pissed her off.
Whatever caused her to lose it, you can bet that her previous drug abuse, and the amount of drugs and alcohol in her system contributed to her meltdown on a state highway in Montecito.
By the way, I don’t feel sorry for her in the least. Half-in-the-bag or not, she should have known better than to get behind the wheel when she was in a state other-then-normal.
After she was tested for drugs and alcohol then booked, the 47-year-old nut job was released from custody. Whether she was released under her own recognizance or into somebody’s custody is unknown, but I hope somebody in the police department had the good sense to release her into somebody’s care. It wouldn’t be prudent to let her walk out of the police station unaccompanied after she just suffered a mental meltdown.
It will be interesting to hear what she has to say when she decides to tell her story publicly, though I doubt she will take responsibility for her actions, choosing instead to explain her behaviour to a bad reaction to the prescription drugs she was taking. I would be surprised if she took it upon herself to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about what is obviously a very embarrassing situation for her.
The bottom-line is, the woman has some serious problems, both emotional and mental, and if she doesn’t get the proper care and treatment she obviously needs, her threats of suicide might very well ring true one day in the very near future.
Now Locklear’s “people” are saying that her arrest was a set-up by a paparrazzi, that the woman who called Locklear’s erratic driving behaviour into police was a photog who merely wanted to cash in on her photos. TMZ.com apparently paid her $36 thousand for the snaps. Who cares if somebody was cashing in, it still doesn’t take away from the fact that she was breaking the law.
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Hey Maher, God thinks you’re a dickhead buddy!
By CG | October 2, 2008
Agnostic, atheist or however talk show host Bill Maher wants to describe himself as, there is one term that aptly describes Maher better than all the rest, “brain-f**kin’ dead asshole.” That says it in a nutshell, and if anybody needs to be checked into a mental ward its Maher himself, that is of course if some religious extremist or fanatic doesn’t blow him off the planet first. Given Maher’s opinions about organized religion, I wonder how much he has to pay for security to protect him these days. While I don’t wish upon Maher such a deadly consequence for his right to free speech, I wouldn’t shed a tear if his anti-religious views got the better of him and he was killed for them.
Maher is treading on very dangerous ground and it could get him and anybody within close proximity of him killed. He’s a danger unto himself, and to the community at large, and while there is nothing that can be done legally to prevent him from spewing is anti-religion propaganda, people should stop giving him a platform to do so before they regret it. His anti-religious diatribes might be amusing to some on HBO and at ABC, but at the end of the day what he says on network and cable television is eventually going to affect their advertising revenue, not to mention the fact that it could get a television studio and those in a television studio audience blown to bits. It is reckless and stupid for HBO and ABC to give this guy a platform, and I hope all television networks (mainstream and cable) come to their senses and stop giving the asshole a platform before a religious extremist or fanatic with a suicide bomb strapped to his or her chest walks into their head offices, or joins a live studio audience, and detonates. Wouldn’t that be good for their ratings?
On Tuesday Maher made an appearance on The View to plug his anti-religion mockumentary Religulous.
During the interview he attacked panellist Sherri Shephard, calling her irrational because she’s believes in the story of Noah’s Ark. I don’t believe in the story myself, but I hardly think that somebody who does is irrational, and I certainly don’t think Shephard is any more irrational than Maher. The pot calling the kettle black.
Shephard, hardly flustered from Maher’s irrational comment then asked Maher if he had ever talked to God, or asked God what he thinks, to which he responded by asking her if God ever answered her. When she said yes Maher responded by saying, “Well then we should call Bellevue (Psychiatric care facility in New York) because if she is really hearing voices, she really needs psychiatric help.” Again, while I might pray for something good to happen when times are tough for me, my family or somebody else, I don’t expect to hear God’s voice, but then again I don’t believe that God literally talks to people. I think he communicates in other ways. He communicates via his actions doesn’t he, and “signs” I suppose.
Nevertheless, if people want to believe God is talking to them, I don’t believe that all those people who claim that God has spoken to them are nutcases. I am a little more rational than Bill Maher in that respect.
Immediately after Maher’s comments producers gave the cue to panellist Whoopi Goldberg to go to commercial. I’m sure part of the reason ABC was so quick to go to commercial is because their phones began ringing off the hook the moment Maher opened up his cake hole to spew his irrational, not very well thought out, and disrespectful opinions about those who believe in organized religion. I bet ABC received a lot of phone calls from irate viewers, not to mention sponsors of The View.
Oh well, God will get Maher one day, unless of course a religious fanatic gets him first.
In Australia the majority of people would consider Maher a massive dickhead. They would bang on with that assessment of him don’t you think?
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Pseudo-Celebrity Hose Bag Booted From Dancing with the Stars
By CG | October 1, 2008
I hate Kim Kardashian. She’s a rich bitch who thinks everybody including Paris Hilton should kiss her plump ass, but the judges on Dancing with the Stars didn’t kiss her ass, and at the end of show the other night the woman who walks around with nose forever pointed skyward was booted of DTWS. I love it.
The best part of seeing Kardashian booted of the reality TV series is that she lost out to the foul-mouthed and very ugly Cloris Leachman; despite the fact Leachman had the lowest score between the two.
Despite what the judges might say Kardashian’s was a loser before this season’s series even went to air. You will never convince me that judges weren’t aware of her snobbish, holier-than-thou “because I have more money than you” attitude, and that her personality didn’t play a significant role in the deciding factor that saw the judges axe from the TV show. I bet knowing what they already knew about Kardashian’s arrogant and stuck up attitude (thanks to her constantly being mentioned in the celebrity rag mags), some of those same judges would have already made up their minds that the moment Kardashian showed up in the bottom two, she was history.
It was bad enough that fans of the show had to put up with her appearance on DWTS, but to hear the host of the show Samantha Harris describe Kardashian as a sweetheart was enough to make a lot of the those fans puke. The only “sweet thing” about Kardashian is the way she manipulates people into thinking she is something she is not.
Think about it people, after her father died she used the fact that he defended O.J. Simpson, and his money to make her out to be the pseudo-celebrity she is today.
She isn’t well liked either, just ask anybody who has had the displeasure of being in her company because of mutual friends or work commitments. If people told the truth about how they really feel about Kardashian, People or OK magazine would be able to fill to devote an entire issue to people who hate Kim Kardashian.
Anyway, I think it’s too funny that Kardashian lost out to Cloris Leachman. The judges definitely put a smile on my face. It was nice to see her taken down a peg, something she should learn to get use to by the way because I have a feeling losing out to an old broad like Cloris Leachman isn’t going to be the last time she is humiliated in her quest to shed that “pseudo-celebrity” tag she wears around her neck.
Maybe next year the pseudo-celebrity should give the Australian version of Dancing with the Stars a go, though I doubt she really has what it takes to do any better in the Land Down Under.
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Hollywood Icon and American Hero Paul Newman Passes Away
By CG | September 28, 2008
One of the greatest American actors to ever appear on the silver screen has passed away at the age of eighty-three. Paul Newman, who has entertained the world for six decades, was a humanitarian and an all around good guy who battled cancer in the humblest of ways.
There are many good things that CG can say about the thespian, race-car owner and philanthropist, too many to mention, though they do deserve a mention. The first time I ever heard of Paul Newman is when I was living in Collingwood, Ontario.
I remember the day as if it was yesterday. I was twelve years old sitting in the theatre with my brother watching The Sting at our local movie theatre. It was a Saturday afternoon matinee and it only cost a couple of bucks. The theatre was packed. My brother and I sat through two screenings of the feature film before my mother sent here “boyfriend of the day” into the theatre to bring us home. While he got into trouble for not coming home immediately after the first screening, staying to watch The Sting was worth the punishment we received when we got home.
Since that time I have watched a lot of Paul Newman movies and there are quite a few I haven’t seen either, but somehow I get the feeling that Fox Classics will air most of his movies over the next little while and I will have an opportunity to see all the ones I haven’t seen yet.
Newman has appeared in over sixty movies, but the one movie I remember him the most for is Slapshot in which he played Reggie “Reg” Dunlop, coach of the Charlestown Chiefs. To this day it is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
The two-time Academy Award winning actor (Absence of Malice, The Color of Money) also directed or produced twelve films.
Newman will be forever remembered for his movies, but most of all I think he will be remembered more for his humanitarian ways, most notably his founding of the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp, a summer camp for seriously ill children from around the world. The camp provides respite and fun for some thirteen thousand children free of charge every year.
Cheers Paul Newman. You’re not only a Hollywood icon, you’re an American hero.
Condolences to his wife Joanne Woodward and the entire Newman family.
Hollywood icon Paul Newman dead at 83
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Hot Goss Blurbs: Clay Aiken, Sharon Stone and Brad Pitt
By CG | September 26, 2008
It’s Official, 2003 American Idol Runner-Up Is Queer-’Like we didn’t know already’
I love it when celebrities cash in on their gayness. NBC’s newest “Whale on the Beach” Rosie O’Donnell does it, so does Ellen Degeneres. Lindsay Lohan is trying to, but nobody is buying into her claim that she’s a lesbian.
The ugliest lesbian of them all Sandra Bernhard does it, and so does Lance Bass, Melissa Etheridge, kid. Lang, Elton John, and Carson Presley, just to name a few. All the aforementioned use their homosexuality to promote themselves which in turn allows them benefit financially. Now Clay Aiken’s name can be added to the “Celebrities Who Cash in Their Queer Chips”.
Aiken, who just recently acquired his latest accessory in an effort to keep up with the gay Joneses in Celebrityville, has come out of the closet and announced to a world that has known for the past 5-years that he is gay, that he is gay. His motivation for coming out of the closet now; he doesn’t want to raise his child to lie or hide things. That is just too funny.
The only reason Aiken has come out of the closet is because he needs to boost his image in an industry where he hasn’t exactly been raking in the big bucks. His friend Jaymes Foster, a record producer and mother to his newborn son knows what I am talking about. I bet it was her that planted the idea in Aiken’s head that if he became a gay dad, and then came out of the closet a short time later, he could raise his profile in the music industry and on the talk show circuit, thereby improving his cash flow.
What’s going on in Clay Aiken’s life is a public relations campaign to help him make a better living in the music industry and to help Foster get a better return in her investment.
The timing of his coming clean about his homosexuality is proof that he is trying to boost his “celebrity profile”, what with the recent release of his CD “On My Way Here” (which I hear isn’t doing as well as expected) and his rather mundane Broadway debut this past spring in “Monty Python’s Spamelot.” The guy has to do something to capitalize on the opportunity that American Idol gave him 2003, though he should have done something about it way before now.
Whack Job Sharon Stone Loses Custody Battle
Basic Instinct femme fatale Sharon Stone has lost a custody dispute with her ex-husband Phil Bronstein in which she used her adopted 8-year-old son Roan to get back at her ex-husband because he wouldn’t accommodate her demand that he pull up stakes and move to Los Angeles so she could be closer to Roan. Stone, who claims that it would be in Roan’s best interest to be raised in the same home as his two siblings, both of whom are in her care, could not provide a more structured continuity, stable, secure and consistent home life that Roan needs, according to the judge.
If the judge is right, then as a former child-welfare worker and member of the Child-Welfare League of North America myself, I would be concerned about the well-being of her other two adopted children. If a judge says she is unable to provide structure, stability, security and the consistency Roan needs in his home life, what is that saying about her ability to provide the same to her other two children.
I hope child welfare workers have been paying attention, and that as a precautionary measure they investigate Stone, who has demonstrated since her brain surgery that she isn’t all there.
Sharon Stone Loses Custody Battle With Ex-Husband
Brad Pitt Finds Another Cause To Catch Another Tax Break
Not satisfied with the tax breaks he is getting from his charitable donations, Brad Pitt has donated $100,000.00 to help fight an attempt to ban gay marriages in California. Hmm, I didn’t know until now that Pitt so passionate about gay causes. It must have something to do with his bi-sexual partner, philanthropist extraordinaire Angelina Jolie.
He gave his charitable gift, the largest donation so far from a prominent individual in the entertainment industry (what, Ellen Degeneres isn’t at the top of the list-what’s up with that?), the same week that Pitt and Jolie dipped into their charitable foundation’s coffer and pledged $2 million to help fight tuberculosis and HIV/AIDS in Ethiopia.
Just another charitable tax deduction, but at least he is giving money to good causes. I can’t fault him for that now can I.
Another Tax Receipt For Brad Pitt
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Oprah saves Dr. Phil’s marriage-Yeah right Dr. Phil!
By CG | September 23, 2008
Today my sights are set on two people, one a black woman who uses philanthropy to build her empire and the other a white man who practices psychiatry without a license and is a close and dear friend of the black woman.
What’s interesting about Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Phil is that despite not being able to rid themselves of their own emotional baggage and personal problems, they think they know better than anybody else how to help others overcome their weaknesses, psychological issues and their strife of life, and for that they are paid ridiculous sums of money.
When I think about the number of years the both of them have been on television dispensing their wisdom and advice so far, I have to wonder if perhaps they haven’t ruined more lives than they have saved, and how come we don’t hear about those failures when they happen. We only hear about their successes on their shows, and rarely do we hear about their many failures, the failures that have destroyed of few of the lives of the people both Oprah and Dr. Phil have exploited on their show.
Oprah and Dr. Phil have this “helping others” down to a science, at least they like to think so, and they certainly don’t mind helping each other out just as long as there is something in it for each of them, and just as long as they can milk helping one another out for good publicity which translates into dollars, not that either one of them need anymore greenbacks. You won’t see Oprah helping out Dr. Phil with his baggage if there isn’t something in it for her, and vice-versa.
I wonder what Dr. Phil had to offer Oprah, or sign off on to get her to help him save his marriage.
If you had to take a second look at the preceding sentence, yes you read right, an unmarried woman who can’t decide whether or not she’s a dike, bi-sexual or hetero helped Dr. Phil save his marriage. So the story goes anyway.
It seems Oprah gave Dr. Phil a shoulder to cry on when his marriage was in trouble due the demands of his television show, and that she invited the unhappy couple to spend a weekend with her at the “Promised Land”, her lavish estate near Santa Barbara in California where in two days she miraculously saved their marriage.
Now I am not by any stretch of imagination a marriage counsellor, nor do I assume to be one, but the marital problems between Dr. Phil and his wife would have needed a more than a `couple of days to be fixed, especially since their marital problems had more to do with trust and fidelity than it has to do with his workload.
Everybody knows that Dr. Phil has a “thing” for young shapely girls in emotional and psychological stress, and that he uses their problems to form more than just a professional relationship with them, Britney Spears a good example of the extremes he will go to do to feed his carnal needs.
He had ulterior motives for rushing to Britney’s bedside when she was an emotional wreck, but he would never admit to them, and of course the last thing Britney needs is her own admission that she felt the same way as I do about his motives for wanting to help her get her life back on track.
Imagine the feeding frenzy if Britney came out and said, “When he walked into the room I could tell that his intentions were not honourable, that he was more interested in what was between my legs than he was with what was going on in my head.” Had she actually said such a thing, all hell would have broke lose, and the circus that would have been created by making such a statement would have derailed her chances of full and speedy recovery from her psychological disorder.
Dr. Phil’s wife, the fact that he married him aside, isn’t a stupid woman, and to say that their marriage was on the rocks because of his workload just isn’t true.
It is her creepy husband’s workload that allows her to live the luxurious and indulgent lifestyle she has become accustomed to, and if anything she would be encouraging her husband to work so that she could continue to live the life she has become accustomed to. She would however be tiring of his roving eye, and would be suspicious of his motives when it comes to women who appear on his show and his co-workers.
She wouldn’t have forgotten the fact that in his younger days Dr. Phil was accused of sexual misconduct in Texas after making advances toward a woman who worked in his office, an accusation that cost him his licence to practice psychiatry.
Mrs. “Dr. Phil” has likely been suspicious of her husband’s motives when it comes to his helping out women for a very long time, and her distrust of her husband and his motives for helping young woman without being invited to do so would far outweigh the stress his workload had on his marriage.
In 32 years of marriage his wife Robin would have certainly bared witness to the many things her husband has done in the company of other woman, or at least heard the stories, and the failing of his marriage has nothing to do with his workload and everything to do with his trustworthiness as far as his wife is concerned.
For Dr. Phil to say to Oprah that his marriage is on the rocks because of his workload is nonsense.
Think about it for a minute, why would Oprah care about Dr. Phil’s workload, after all she is making money from the work he does on his show, and if it was the workload that was breaking up Phil and Robin’s marriage, that issue would have come to light earlier in his career.
That said…
It wasn’t all that long ago that Oprah was considering cutting Dr. Phil lose from Harpo Productions after the way he pursued Britney Spears, and now Dr. Phil expects us to believe that Oprah helped him to save his marriage.
Whatever the story is behind the marital strife between Dr. Phil and his wife, Oprah if she did save their marriage, has only managed to save it temporarily and the marriage will run its course in the very near future. Dr. Phil and Robin have one foot in the door of divorce court, and a messy divorce is on the horizon and guess what, that messy divorce won’t have anything to do with Dr. Phil’s workload.
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George Michael Flushed Out In Another Drug Bust and Songbird’s Lesbians End Marriage
By CG | September 21, 2008
To really nobody’s surprise George Michael has been busted in another “public toilet sting”. Is there nothing but empty space between this fag’s ears?
Michael, while in a public washroom looking for somebody to choke his chicken, perhaps choke somebody else’s chicken or give somebody a blow job was busted for drug possession again, only this time instead of in his car he was busted in a public loo. Of course the world knows the only reason Michael visits public loos is so that he can score, and his fans know that had he not had a sudden sexual urge, he would have likely never been busted for possessing drugs.
I wonder what Oprah thinks of him now by the way, if she still worships the ground he walks on to those public loos.
I think now might be the time Michael to serious consider filling that empty space between his ears with something other than illegal drugs and sexual urges. I hear common sense doesn’t take up much room.
George Michael ‘caught with crack cocaine in public lavatory’
Lesbianism The Reason Sarah MacLachlan’s 11 Year Marriage Over
There are rumours that the Canadian songbird’s husband was jealous of her success in “the business” and that he was becoming increasingly frustrated by the attention his wife was getting from lesbians, thus the end of Sarah MacLachlan’s marriage.
Yeppers, Ashwin Sood was jealous of lesbians moving in on his “action” and rather than stand up to the butchy women that swooned at his wife’s feet, Sood being the coward he is, and was then, tucked his tail between his legs and ran for the hills, ditching his wife in the process.
Woman and woman action is awfully hard on married men sometimes, especially when it comes to their wives, but things can be worked out if one truly makes an effort to save their marriage.
I wonder if Sood ever considered encouraging his wife to pursue a little bit of woman on woman action for his own pleasure and to save his marriage. A threesome with his wife could have gone a long way in helping him get over his phobia of lesbians chasing his wife, and maybe even prevented their 11-year marriage from ending. On the other hand maybe he did ask his wife to take on a little bit of that woman on woman action she was being offered and insisted he be allowed to partipate, and that’s what ended their marriage.
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