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Friday, October 31st, 2008Madonna Getting Treatment For Personality Disorder
I didn’t know Kabbalah offered anger management classes, or that they have been for a while, and I suspect Madonna didn’t know it until now either.
I thought I read somewhere that Madonna was a devout follow of the cult that likes to think of itself as a religion. If she [...]
Hollywood Tragedies: Jennifer Hudson and Lindsay Lohan
Monday, October 27th, 2008Sounds Like Revenge To Me
Whoever killed Dreamgirl Jennifer Hudson’s mother, brother and nephew murdered in the name of revenge and if I were investigating the triple slaying I doubt very much that I would have to look any further than William Balfour as far as naming a suspect.
Being the prick of an investigator I would [...]
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Friday, October 24th, 2008The Paris Hilton HOtel Could Be A Real Money Maker
Its not like comedians are running out of material to have a chuckle at Paris Hilton’s expense, but the fact that she has purchased a former brothel in London should provide late-night talk show hosts like David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno with [...]
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008Halle Berry-I don’t know what standards celebrities have to meet in order for them to be nominated to as the sexiest person (male or female) alive, but at Esquire magazine those standards can’t be set very high if they think 42-year-old Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive today. Granted, she does look tasty for [...]
Hot Goss Blurbs: Dumb and Dumber
Sunday, October 5th, 2008Thandie Newton isn’t much of an actress herself, yet for some reason she has a delusion about Madonna being a great actress. Yep, that’s right folks; a woman whose acting skills are limited really believes that Madonna is a great actress. Can you f**king believe that? How dumb does she come across as?
I don’t what [...]
Hot Goss Blurbs: Clay Aiken, Sharon Stone and Brad Pitt
Friday, September 26th, 2008It’s Official, 2003 American Idol Runner-Up Is Queer-’Like we didn’t know already’
I love it when celebrities cash in on their gayness. NBC’s newest “Whale on the Beach” Rosie O’Donnell does it, so does Ellen Degeneres. Lindsay Lohan is trying to, but nobody is buying into her claim that she’s a lesbian.
The ugliest lesbian of them [...]
George Michael Flushed Out In Another Drug Bust and Songbird’s Lesbians End Marriage
Sunday, September 21st, 2008To really nobody’s surprise George Michael has been busted in another “public toilet sting”. Is there nothing but empty space between this fag’s ears?
Michael, while in a public washroom looking for somebody to choke his chicken, perhaps choke somebody else’s chicken or give somebody a blow job was busted for drug possession again, only this [...]
Lesbie LiLo On Sarah Palin, Courtney Love Reason Cobain Dead, Brangelina Inc. Creates New Tax Write-Off, Kanye West Confuses Cops
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Lesbie LiLo Should Just Stick To Giving Samantha Tongue Licking Instead Of Taking Lick At Sarah Palin
Lindsay Lohan is back on drugs if she thinks her opinion of Sarah Palin can be taken seriously, and for her to assume that she knows what is best for the U.S. when it comes presidential and vice presidential [...]
Britney Spears, Whale On TV, Wanna Be Pop Singers
Monday, September 15th, 2008Britney Says She Isn’t, But Anybody with an Ounce of Common Sense Knows She’s Pissed Off At Mom
I find it hard to believe that Britney Spears isn’t more than a little pissed about what her mother Lynne had to say in her tell-all book. Think about it, the Toxic singer’s mother (aka Ms. Trailer Trash) [...]
Hot Goss Blurbs: Pamela, Pink And Whoopi
Sunday, September 14th, 2008Sleazy Celebrities Share Their Thoughts on VP Candidate Sarah Palin-”They Really Don’t Have Room To Talk”
Pamela Anderson had some advice for gun-toting, moose hunting VP Sarah Palin in a recent interview with E! News Canada, and while she might not know a whole lot about politics and politicians, she does know what she is talking [...]
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