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Hot Goss Whack Jobs: Madonna, Britney and Kanye
By CG | November 18, 2008
Madonna has more advice for Britney-’that’s f**king hilarious’
What the f**k makes Madonna thinks she is knows enough about being a mother to offer Britney Spear’s advice on how to be a mother to her children, the mannies and nannies she has hired since the day her daughter Lourdes was born out of wedlock? I think it is f**king hilarious that a 50-year-old pop singer who sees children more as accessories meant to be seen and not heard is offering a woman who likely knows more about raising her children than Madge herself does. Britney is a hands on mommy, and unlike Madonna she isn’t exactly hiring caregivers to raise her children 24/7 so I really don’t see where Madonna gets off offering advice to anybody let alone Britney about motherhood.
As far as Madonna’s children go, they are merely props in her circus, and if anybody needs to be counselled on how to be a responsible, nurturing and loving mother it is Madonna. I don’t know maybe its me but Madonna is pretty controlling, and like one of Joan ‘Mommy Dearest‘ Crawford’s four adopted children I think one of Madonna’s children is going to have quite a few unflattering stories to tell about his or her mother when he or she gets older, and that those stories will be cause of grief and great embarrassment for Madonna by the time she is in her sixties.
I’m figuring that Madonna is going to find herself in some serious trouble with child welfare officials in either the UK or America before she reaches the age of 60, and the trouble she finds herself in will be directly related to child abuse and neglect. There is no way a woman with a temperament and personality like Madonna can sail through parenthood without allegations of child abuse and neglect catching up with her and within the next few years, 10 max, somebody in the ‘Madonna Circus’ is going to alert authorities as to what kind of mother the controversial and slutty cult follower they think she is, and when that happens people’s perception of Madonna will change dramatically and she will never be able to live it down.
Madonna giving Britney on advice about being a parent, you have got to be f**king kidding me. F**k she thinks too highly of herself sometimes doesn’t she?
Madonna should spend less time worrying about other mothers and more time focusing on her own children, especially Lourdes, who could very easily have a very similar and disturbing mental and emotional meltdown as Britney did earlier this year.
I could be wrong about the old bitch when it comes to her mothering skills, but I really doubt it, and for her to be giving advice to anybody on how to be a good mother is just not cool. That’s akin to Rosie O’Donnell giving Alec Baldwin advice on how to be a good father.
Writing a couple of children’s books and hiring mannies and nannies to raise your children because you’re too busy to do yourself does not make one an expert on parenting. The fact that Madonna thinks she has something to offer as far as good parenting goes is too f**king hilarious and somebody at Saturday Night Live do a skit about Madonna and her advice giving ways.
While I’m on the topic of Britney-’she gave an interview to Who Magazine’
The woman Madonna seems to have a lot of advice for has told Who Magazine that since her breakdown her life has been worse than a jail sentence, but that she is slowly healing one day at a time. I’m sure Madonna does not have anything to do with her healing process either.
According to the singer she has really good days, and then she has really bad days, as is the case with most 26-year-old human beings. The difference being of course that she has the funds to get the best treatment to help her cope with life’s ups and downs, unlike most 26-year-olds suffering under emotional and mental stress.
Since Britney has never spent a day a jail I don’t know how she can compare her life with that of Paris Hilton, Michelle Rodriguez of Lost fame, or actor Tom Sizemore (Heidi Fleiss), all of whom have spent a little and lot of time in jail. Funny how she can compare her life to somebody who has actually done jail time, but whatever.
But wait there is one more comparison. According to Britney, the situation she finds herself in today is like Bill Murray’s character in Ground Hog Day, which I’m assuming she means that everyday is the same for her, same routine, same day, same storyline, blah, blah, blah.
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think the conditions Britney finds herself living under come even close to being comparable to the time warp Phil Connors the TV weatherman found himself in when he went to Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania to cover the annual Groundhog Day event. Must be the drugs she is on to keep her on the straight and narrow that makes her think that.
Anyway, the Who interview is to promote the 90-minute documentary “Britney: For The Record” which airs in the United States on MTV on November 30 and in the United Kingdom December 1 on Sky1.
Kanye West-’somebody smack that boy upside the head’
How f**ked up is this dude. Kanye West has yet again found himself in trouble with the law, only this time is was the Bobbies in the UK who picked him up for allegedly assaulting a paparazzo.
Like the time he was picked up by cops at LAX after a scuffle he and his bodyguard got into with a paparazzo at that airport, the arrogant, spoiled little black bastard who if it wasn’t for a mixing board couldn’t sing worth a shit, won’t be charged after this later run-in with celebrity photogs. Lucky him.
By the way, Kanye who is about as bright as flickering light bulb in a schoolroom closet is comparing himself to the late Princess Diana as far as his relationship with the paparazzi goes. All I can do is nod my head in disbelief at the comparison he is drawing. What a f**king fool he is.
Thinking about it, I wouldn’t mind bumping into Kanye with camera in hand, but it wouldn’t be to take a picture of him. I’d use the camera to tune him in, like an attitude adjustor, something Kanye definitely needs. I would have no problem giving the little black bastard an attitude adjustment especially after insulting Princess Diana by saying he is a lot like her when it comes to his relationship with the paparazzi.
Bottom-line: Kanye West needs to be on the receiving end of a good shit kicking. Anybody care to rise his defence in Hot Goss?
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