« Hollywood Tragedies: Jennifer Hudson and Lindsay Lohan | Home | A Grammy Award Winning Junkie, a Delusional Slut and a Lying American Idol »
Hot Goss Blurbs: Madonna, Lourdes and Joaquin Phoenix
By CG | October 31, 2008
Madonna Getting Treatment For Personality Disorder
I didn’t know Kabbalah offered anger management classes, or that they have been for a while, and I suspect Madonna didn’t know it until now either.
I thought I read somewhere that Madonna was a devout follow of the cult that likes to think of itself as a religion. If she is such a devout follower, entirely committed to the Kabbalah tenet, how come it has taken her until now to seek help from the “Kabbalah God” with her anger-management problem?
Madonna getting anger-management treatment-GET F***KING REAL PEOPLE!
It will be a cold day in hell before Madonna ever admitted to herself or anybody else that she has personality issues. Madonna seeking anger-management treatment. Who in their right might mind would believe such a preposterous thing?
Lourdes Risks Facing Mom’s Wrath By Cautioning Her
Speaking of Madonna, it seems her daughter Lourdes has some advice for her f**ked up mommy. Believe it or not Lourdes has shown that she can stand up to her mother by telling her to “play nice” in divorce proceedings with her stepfather. I bet Lourdes was shaking in her boots when she passed on that bit of advice to a woman who loses it (can you say steroids?) every time somebody tries to give her a little friendly advice, though in this particular instance Madonna would be wise to take her daughter’s words to heart, after all it is Lourdes who has to live down the shame and embarrassment of her mother’s actions and Madonna should know that if she is half as good a mother as she claims to be.
Academy Award Goes To Joaquin Phoenix’s Head
Oscar winner Joaquin Phoenix thinks he has what it takes to win a Grammy now that he has won an Oscar for his Johnny Cash role in Walk the Line, and with that in mind he is giving up acting to pursue a music career.
What a f**king putz!
Phoenix is just another example of yet another celebrity that over-estimates their talent. He may have won an Oscar for lip-synching, but in the “real” music world it is going to take a little more than just lip-synching to make it, and I really, really doubt that Phoenix has a voice that can carry a tune that could win a Grammy.
Joaquin Phoenix giving up acting (his bread and butter) to sing a few songs in the hopes of winning of a Grammy.
God celebrities are stupid sometimes.
Sphere: Related ContentTopics: Hot Goss Blurbs |