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By CG | October 24, 2008
The Paris Hilton HOtel Could Be A Real Money Maker
Its not like comedians are running out of material to have a chuckle at Paris Hilton’s expense, but the fact that she has purchased a former brothel in London should provide late-night talk show hosts like David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno with enough material to for quite a while.
I can just here them going off now in their opening monologues.
I wonder what Paris Hilton plans to do with $1.7 million building that was once an opium den in London’s “East End” district, and whether or not she is going to get a lot of ‘bang for her buck’ out of her investment. Too bad prostitution isn’t legal in the UK, because if I was her business advisor I would be suggesting that she reopen the brothel as the Hilton HOtel. As long as she wasn’t the one lying on her back and spreading her legs, the whoring business could turn out to be quite profitable for her, don’t you think? She definitely could cash in on the Hilton name then, but whether or not she would make a good brothel madam, a smart one anyway, is the $64 question.
Paris Hilton in the sex-trade industry. Who would have thought? She might have found her true calling if selling sex is what decides to do.
If there is one thing Paris actually knows something about, it’s sex, and she knows sex sells and that it can be profitable.
Remember that Paris Hilton-Rick Solomon production “One Night in Paris?”
The heiress was smart enough to cash in then, and despite the fact that isn’t much more than air between her ears, if she has the right business advisors in place she could make a fortune in the sex-trade industry. And I’m sure she wouldn’t have a problem being a frontline worker.
I’m sure her boyfriend Benji Madden (Good Charlotte) wouldn’t mind her spreading her legs for other men and women just as long as she was making money at it. He’d probably look at it as nice change from her doing it for free.
I definitely think she has a better chance of making it in the sex-trade industry than she does in music or in acting. I’m sure there are a lot of people who would agree with me on that one.
Ugly Betty Dumps Lindsay Lohan
The way things have been going for Lindsay Lohan these days I have to wonder why the bitch even bothers to get out of bed in the afternoon.
Her career having all but stalled after Hollywood became tired of her “its all about me and the party” attitude, she was given a chance to give her career a boost on ABC’s “Ugly Betty” but after just filming six episodes she has been kicked to the kerb, and there is every possibility that her scenes from the fifth and sixth episodes have ended up on the cutting room floor.
Hot Goss truly believed that Lindsay was going to do well, make something of herself on television, but other than just making headlines on shows like TMZ and Entertainment Tonight there isn’t much chance of that happening now that she has been fired from Ugly Betty.
According to one source on from the show Lindsay was more interested in doing things her own way, that she was more interested in playing herself than she was following the script, and for that reason she has been let go.
The gossip from the set of Ugly Betty include:
- -obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was making a scrapbook
- -refused to go on set until the show’s star (America Ferrera) appeared on the set, an apparent power play of some sort
- -during the filming of “Granny Pants” episode Ferrera had to pull down Lohan’s pants, to everybody’s shock, the underwear (if she was wearing any) came down with the pants. Lindsay was so embarrassed she started crying. Because it the scene was being rehearsed Ferrera wasn’t supposed to actually pull down Lindsay’s pants, but she went ahead and did it anyway
- -she thought she should be the star of the episodes she filmed, not Ferrera
Hot Goss isn’t surprised by Lindsay behaviour on the set of Ugly Betty given that she has a rather high opinion of herself and thinks that her employers should bend to her every whim.
With the more recent stories swirling around Lindsay (one being a lawsuit that is likely going to push her over the edge) I highly doubt that other than Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock too many television show producers and director are going to put her high on their list of stars they would like to appear in their shows. The way Hot Goss sees it, her movie career and her television career are all but over. All she really has left now is her music, and I really doubt she’ll go very far in that either. Maybe she has a future in politics, or perhaps she can work for Paris Hilton when and if she decides to get into the sex-trade industry.
That said I think that most in “the business” are more than a little aware by now that Lindsay Lohan is no longer the bankable star they thought she was or could be.
Can you say Dana Plato?
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